At the Buzzer: Bills should choose one of these options
By Paul Williams
Last Updated:6:13 PM EST 1/27/10 Section: Sports
Chan Gailey. A name that inspires hope, confidence and the knowledge that all will be right in the world of the Buffalo Bills.
Ok, maybe not.
Let's face it, the Bills courted every high profile coach available and were turned down each time. In the end they settled for someone with experience, yes, but also an 18-16 career NFL record.
When the Bills inevitably fail to reach expectations again and are looking for yet another new coach in the not-so-distant future, they need to take the advice every college student has heard a million times.
It's time to think outside the box. Luckily, At the Buzzer has some potential candidates in mind.
It is true that some may not have the ideal experience that NFL teams not from the city of Buffalo would require.
Fortunately for most of the people on this list though, common sense has never been huge factor in the Bills' decision process when it comes to building a football team.
Conan O'Brien
If you haven't heard, CoCo is looking for a new job. After signing Terrell Owens and the circus that accompanied him, it's clear the Bills are always looking for some publicity.
Right now, no one would give the Bills as much publicity as the former Tonight Show host.
The lovable redhead has been taking suggestions for his next gig and the perfect one for him could be in Buffalo.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog could be the offensive coordinator and face great opposing defenses… For him to poop on.
A certain bear that has made appearances on O'Brien's show could roam the sidelines as defensive coordinator and distract the other team with his antics.
Owens might even stay just so he could perform Conan's patented string dance after touchdowns. The possibilities are endless.
Unfortunately, about halfway through the season O'Brien would have to be replaced by Jay Leno and the Bills would be terrible and uninteresting once more.
Phil Jackson
The Lakers' coach already has 10 NBA titles and will probably get number 11 this year.
Ok, maybe not.
Let's face it, the Bills courted every high profile coach available and were turned down each time. In the end they settled for someone with experience, yes, but also an 18-16 career NFL record.
When the Bills inevitably fail to reach expectations again and are looking for yet another new coach in the not-so-distant future, they need to take the advice every college student has heard a million times.
It's time to think outside the box. Luckily, At the Buzzer has some potential candidates in mind.
It is true that some may not have the ideal experience that NFL teams not from the city of Buffalo would require.
Fortunately for most of the people on this list though, common sense has never been huge factor in the Bills' decision process when it comes to building a football team.
Conan O'Brien
If you haven't heard, CoCo is looking for a new job. After signing Terrell Owens and the circus that accompanied him, it's clear the Bills are always looking for some publicity.
Right now, no one would give the Bills as much publicity as the former Tonight Show host.
The lovable redhead has been taking suggestions for his next gig and the perfect one for him could be in Buffalo.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog could be the offensive coordinator and face great opposing defenses… For him to poop on.
A certain bear that has made appearances on O'Brien's show could roam the sidelines as defensive coordinator and distract the other team with his antics.
Owens might even stay just so he could perform Conan's patented string dance after touchdowns. The possibilities are endless.
Unfortunately, about halfway through the season O'Brien would have to be replaced by Jay Leno and the Bills would be terrible and uninteresting once more.
Phil Jackson
The Lakers' coach already has 10 NBA titles and will probably get number 11 this year.
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